What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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