Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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