- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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