Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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autsim

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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ur mum

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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69

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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