- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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