Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What's big and long? My dick.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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