- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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