Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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