- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

women's rights

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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