Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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