- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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