A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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angelo snyder is not ga

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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