Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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