Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Yo mama so fat.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

once upon a time, it snowed

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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