- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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