Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Know what's funny? Jokes.

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