Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Me

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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