A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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