- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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