- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

The NBA and womens sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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