Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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