Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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