- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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