Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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