- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

hextech crafting too opieop

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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