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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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