What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Q- Why? A- Why not?

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why was the boy sad? because.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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