How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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