- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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