what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Knock knock Go away

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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