I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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