George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's red and funny? The holocaust

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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