what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Where's my baby??

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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homosexuals are gay

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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