- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Dance is a sport

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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