Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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black people

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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