- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what do you call a black guy african american

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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