- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's 2+2? Fish

Your mother is so fat.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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