A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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