- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Wanna hear a joke? no

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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