What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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CHORGLUND

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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#Getweird

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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haha

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Your sex life.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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