Your Mother

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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