Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

karn chevalier

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

willam dafoe

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Joesph Triphook.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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