What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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