Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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