- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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