dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

so the weather's nice...

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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