how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Face...tastes like chicken!

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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