- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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