What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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