- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Lil Wayne's rapping career

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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