What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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