- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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