Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

one stop shop

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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