Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call an arab ?

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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