- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

what came first the chicken or the chips

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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