- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Caca.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Chris Bosh's neck

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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