Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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