- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

womens rights.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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