- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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