- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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