- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Your mother just died.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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