- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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