Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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