- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the dog die? He was old

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

The WNBA

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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