- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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