I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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