What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

hey hey apple

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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