Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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