In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Cripples are lame.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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