Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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vitamin c

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Christ is a conspiracy

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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