- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's red and a cow? Red cow

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What fires shots? A gun

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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