Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Rebecca Black

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what looks like a banana? a penis

So a jew walks into a bar!

Three baby seals walk into a club...

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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