- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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