I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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I agree

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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