- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??