Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Anti Joke

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