Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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