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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

I need to start studying.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Sam Hengal.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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