- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

penis. nuff said.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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