- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Refrigerator

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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