my wife out of the kitchen

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Please don't shoot me

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Lets Go Lakers!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

every knight i see an owl at window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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