- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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