- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

don't just stand there

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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