Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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