- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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