yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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