What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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