There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

knock knock!? . . No.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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