- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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