- Anti Joke

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

why did katy fall off her bike?

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.