- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

The Colts this year.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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