- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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