- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Obama

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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