What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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sky silverstein

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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