- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

White men's rights

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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