- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Seriosly. too much sex again?

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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