I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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