- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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