What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Brain fart

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

women's rights

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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