Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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