- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

all the kids had fun

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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