What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Smeg...

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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