Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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