- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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