- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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