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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Jesus Christ

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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